Thoughts about snacks

Though the salad I had for dinner was delicious and quite filling, I needed more. I ate dessert at a thai restaurant, and followed that with a singha. I felt good.

But that was a couple of hours ago. Everyone knows that 1am is prime snack time. So I consider my options:

Vegetable thins: you are delicious and nutritional. I know your vegetable shtick is carp, but I don’t care. I wish there were more of you in the box in front of me. Potato pancakes: you sound delicious, but you’re too frozen right now for me to enjoy. Chill out and holla back.

3 lb tin of tuna in the cabinet: stfu.

Luvs,
philip